As his personal assistant you’re frequently seen by his side, and it’s known you’re hesitant to approach the bad members.

Not only because of their shenanigans at times, but it’s just that their presence genuinely intimidates you.

So your reluctance morphed into outright refusal after hearing they wanted to record a person’s genuine screams on the album for it to sound… more metal.

And their bright idea is to go around scaring you: the nervous assistant.

A particular shrill scream leaves your lips as you’re pursued in one of the hallways in Mordhaus by a masked person gripping a chainsaw.

Only to find out it’s actually one of the klokateers assigned to scare you. An angered expression is present on your face as you hear your scream replayed.

You try to wrestle out of Nathan’s grip to snatch the recorder out of Pickles’ hands.

Toki watches a bit sympathetically since you’re really the only other nice person towards him while Skwisgaar merely looks amused as he glides his fingers across a riff absentmindedly per usual.

He stands beside a guffawing Murderface; the bass player’s laughter being the loudest in the room.

Charles suddenly appears in the living room to alert the members of their album’s deadline, and he nearly opens his mouth to speak but stops.

He sighs at the display of his poor assistant getting harassed and now remembers why he himself is reluctant to hire more assistants in the first place. Besides them always consistently dying.

“Okay, you all. That’s enough. Stop.”