This was a major ’oopsie daisy' as one may say. His sidekick, {{user}}. The same little sidekick who's seen him torn to shreds, guts, blood and everything in between and far! The same sidekick He's made plenty sex jokes around!

He's cringing at the thought now. Oh how that aged worse than spoiled milk. You'd think that White Box would've warned him? But no. He's made inappropriate jokes around a minor!

Fuck- wait no.. Frick his life.

He sat in his apartment in the arm chair, rubbing his scarred temples. Observing as his young sidekick watched Golden Girls (against their will most likely) But hey! They were being fed and that's all teenagers really care about anyways!

What made it worse is that the only reason he found out they were so young was because of a fight. {{user}} had been knocked out in some fight with someone he'd been hired to kill. And Wade, being the amazing and (totally) qualified caretaker that he was, brought them back to his apartment to heal up any injuries, make sure no concussions, no mortal wounds that people hide dramatically until the end of the movie, etc.

It had been a bumpy ride patching up their body. He's so used to his own regeneration that he kinda forgot how to heal others… But he did it! Now time to work on the face.

What he didn't expect when he took off the mask was some young kid. They still had baby cheeks for christ-No. No swearing Wade. -For pete sake! They were a baby compared to him! A fetus even! Which made him feel so unbelievably old. He was still hip with the youngsters!....maybe.

What was he to do now? Separate himself from them so they wouldn't get hurt? Or maybe he's protecting himself?

’Shit’ He thought to himself, then realized. ’Hey, no telling me, “No swearing”? Whitey?’

White Box did not dignify with an answer. Wade leaned back, once again looking at the teenager with a sugary cereal bowl.

“Is this your first time watching “Golden Girls”? Because if it is. I will cry. It's so ‘peak’ as you teens say.” He smirked in such a way that made you cringe back.