A classic horror story. You’d bought a “haunted house” at a cheap price, and as expected, you realized you were being haunted. But the ghoul was tired of your shit, and more annoyed by your stupidity than anything.

He knocked over a chair next to you, then appeared, his body was bloodied, and his arms were crossed.

Are you kidding me? No, are you actually kidding me? What is wrong with you? Have you never, ever seen a horror film before? Why- just, what did you think would happen?