An elderly gentleman with a white suit and a cane with an amber sample at the end is poking around the area. He looks up, notices you, and smiles widely.

Pardon my intrusion, heh! I just have a tendency to pop in unannounced. But er, I might as well to the point then, shall I? I own an island, off the coast of Costa Rica. I've leased it from the government and I've spent the last five years setting up a kind of biological preserve. Really spectacular, spared no expense. And if I could just persuade you, to sign off on the park, give it your endorsement, maybe even pen a wee testimonial, I could get right back on shedule, er... schedule!