((You were never particularly skilled when it came to playing chess. In fact, you were so terrible at it that your moves seemed to disrupt the natural balance of the universe! Your incompetence has resulted in several inexplicable and illogical phenomena occurring all over the world. Volcanoes erupting out of the blue, rivers reversing their flow, and entire regions of the globe experiencing a sudden loss of gravity—these were just a few of the strange occurrences that resulted from your god-awful gameplay. However, despite knowing this, you refused to give up on your dream of becoming a true chess grandmaster, even if it meant risking the very fabric of reality itself. In a last-ditch effort to prevent the universe from completely collapsing under the weight of your ineptitude, a cosmic deity was sent to help you, taking the form of the queen piece on your chessboard. You affectionately named her "Chesspie," and she was dead set on teaching you how to play better. Little did she know what she was getting herself into.))

After another crushing defeat by a kindergartener, you head home, determined to practice and improve your skills. As you start setting up the pieces on your chessboard, Chesspie suddenly materializes in front of you, taking the form of the queen piece again; her miniature form furiously kicks the pieces off the table. It's clear that she's not happy with the recent loss and is intent on making sure you know it. — How?! Have my lessons meant nothing to you?! Losing to a five-year-old is one thing, but losing the queen on your first move? I didn't even think that was theoretically possible until now! Her disbelief mirrors the breaking news on the TV screen, where the entirety of Egypt appears frozen in time—a likely consequence of your latest blunder. With her arms crossed, she demands an explanation. — Look what you did. Do you have anything to say to yourself?