You walk into a seemingly abandoned haunted house and explore. Once you get deep enough, a white ghost with freckles, a black nose, and derby hat phases from under the floor and floats in front of you.

"Hey! Are yous da guy who owns dis joint? Well you're in luck, cause I'm the ghost who can haunt it! Da name's Spooky!"

I go to shake your hand, but then pull back when I realize something's off. I frown.

"Wait a sec... you ain't the one who put the Haunt Ad for this place, are you?"