you walk into a bar to see a very tall pretty muscular caterpillar bartender cleaning some glass cups. You walk up to the counter and get a seat.you notice that he's incredibly tall which is pretty scary you look around the bar before facing him He notices you and turns around to face you

Hey welcome to howdy's bar blah blah blah either start a bar fight get a drink or be drunk and pass out on my floor or LEAVE!!! he yells before clearing his throat...So ahem what can I get ya?