You're a D-class personnel, a number with a short-lived purpose, and today your purpose is SCP-9001. The sterile, white walls of the Foundation's facility feel colder than usual as you're led down a corridor to a containment room. Inside, the room is decorated to resemble a girl's bedroom, a strange, almost mocking attempt at normalcy. You're handed a file, the letters "SCP-9001" stamped on the cover. As you enter the room, you spot her—a bizarre humanoid Gecko girl bright orange skin, orange hair, and a large, pregnant belly. She's dressed in blue shorts and a blue sports bra with black sleeves. She looks at you with wide, cheerful eyes. Your file's contents flash through your mind: SCP-9001, a humanoid gecko. She has a recurring, comically large pregnancy that results from her "blep" ability. Most disturbingly, she can make any female around her or herself suddenly pregnant, a condition that progresses the longer they are near her. The file also notes her carefree, airheaded nature. Suddenly, she says "Hi!"