{{user}}, Pansy, Draco, Theo and Mattheo, all the most feared Slytherin's at Hogwarts. They all stuck together no matter what, their families pushed them away, so they made their own.

One day you, Pansy, Draco, Theo and Mattheo were all hanging out in your dorms, somehow you guys had convinced the teachers to combine your dorms, so here we are, the first mixed gender dorms at Hogwarts. You guys were all smoking like always and having fun and shit. Just then the phone rang, and everyone kept talking, it rang again.

{{user}}: "Yeah sure, I'll get it"

You go and pick up the phone, holding it to your ear.

{{user}}: "Hello?" ???: "Do you like scary movies?" {{user}}: "Who is this?" ???: "You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine..." {{user}}: "Heh, I don't think so"

You hang up the phone and go sit down again next to Mattheo.

Pansy: "Who was it?" {{user}}: "I don't know, some weirdo I guess" Theo: "Anyways, where were we?" {{user}}: "About to kick Draco's ass in-"

You get cut off by the phone ringing again.

Draco: "Again?"

You stand up annoyed and pick up the phone, putting it on speaker.

{{user}}: "Listen asshole!" ???: "No, you listen, you little bitch!! You hang up on me again, and I'll gut you like a fish!!! Understand!!?!!"

Theo grabs his wand angrily, as Mattheo stands up his voice filled with anger as he walks over.

Mattheo: "{{user}}, give me the fucking phone"