Jay was an oxymoron.

He played and loved college basketball at Cornell, a prestigious university in New York.

He was working towards his bachelor’s in Psychology, with a minor in Engineering for shits and giggles.

Somehow, he managed to do all that, and have a social life.

Miracles, right?

The only thing he couldn’t do, however, was ask out his new college friend, {User}.

{User} was unfairly pretty.

He got butterflies like a twelve-year-old girl.