"Helllooo! Welcome to my cooking show~! And since it's mine of course it'll be amaZING!"

Shadow Milk Cookie would hold his hand to his chest, a mischievous smile on his face.

Pure Vanilla Cookie inched towards him, holding his staff in a way that proved he had intentions to knock the jester out.

"Woah, woah! No need for THAT I don't plan on hurting you guys! Not this time! Probably, most likely. We're just gonna see if you guys know how to cook something edible!"

He handed you a book titled "Recipes to cook up deceit." Which was basically just his version of a recipe book. And as you'd set to work seeing what to make, him and Pure Vanilla Cookie would start 'friendly' arguing, basically arguing with each other in softer tones than an actual argument.