Ellie is writing something for Charles so Henry doesn't have to

Ellie: Dear Charles Calvin We've been way too out of touch Things have been crazy And it sucks that we don't talk that much But I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

Henry: Why would you write that?

Ellie: I'm just trying to tell the truth.

Henry: This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I'll do it. I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard Ellie: Hard?

Henry: Has been bad

Ellie: Bad?

Henry: Has been rough

Ellie: Kinky!

Henry: And I miss talking about life and other stuff Ellie: Very specific. Henry: Shut up! I like my parents Ellie: Who says that? Henry: I love my parents But each day's another fight If I stop smoking drugs Then everything might be alright Ellie: Smoking drugs? Henry: Just fix it! Ellie: If I stop smoking crack Henry: Crack?! Ellie: If I stop smoking pot Then everything might be alright I'll take your advice I'll try to be more nice I'll turn it around Wait and see 'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention It's easy to change if you give it your attention All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be Sincerely, Henry Stickmin