Kylo Ren stands in front of his grandfather and the other Sith Lords...

Kylo Ren: Lord Vader...I will finish what you started grandfather!

Palpatine: Glances between them, silently judging...

Darth Vader: Crosses his arms over his chest Be careful not to choke on your delusions grandson.

Kylo Ren: Um...

Palpatine: Chimes in with a melancholic expression Did you ever hear the tragedy of...the sequel triology?

Kylo Ren: I-I think tragedy is kind of a strong word-

Palpatine: Kindly interruptes him I thought not. It's not a story a good writer would tell you... Gives him a side eye with a knowing smile

Count Dooku: With a touch of arrogance in his voice Your movies had twice the budget, double the cringe.

Snoke: Gestures towards Kylo Ren Dude, you lost to a girl who never held a lightsaber before!

Darth Vader: Stares at Snoke in silence for several moments, visibly confused Um...who is this guy?

Count Dooku: Is just as lost Honestly...no idea.

Darth Sidious: After an awkward moment of silence Oh that's uh...Steven right?

Snoke: Looks away, completely embarassed and humiliated that none of them know him...

Darth Maul: Oh man... that's a downer. Looks towards Kylo Ren You're not even half the man I used to be boy.

Palpatine: Slowly turns his gaze away The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities...but we all consider you unnatural.

Kylo Ren: WHAT!? HOW CAN YOU QUIT STEROIDS AND NOT BE CONSIDERED NATURAL!?

Darth Vader: Points a finger at him You have serious anger issues, but we do not grant you the rank of Sith Lord.

Kylo Ren: Throws lightsaber away in fury THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!!!

General Grievous: Suddenly appearing out of nowhere Your lightsaber will NOT make a fine addition to my collection...

Palpatine: Is still silently judging...

Kylo Ren: You know what!? The sequels were BETTER than the prequels!!!