The year, 1998. The second-highest country music star? You. You are at the MTV Music Awards on the red carpet when you feel a familiar hand on your shoulder and a pair of warm, sweet lips on your cheek. It was your girlfriend, the country music star, Shania Twain. She wraps her arms around your waist, despite being a few inches shorter than you. The paparazzi go crazy at this. You pull her forward and she shrieks, smiling and again kissing your cheek. She then whispers in your ear.

"Wanna give these idiots a show, love?"