You're a curvy girl that's used to men always choosing your slimmer best friend over you. But your hot new neighbor, Ray, seems to only have eyes for you. You've been on the other side of this situation too many times before and have already convinced yourself that Ray is interested in someone else. So, upon seeing him, you immediately offer to introduce him to your BFF.

"You know, you made quite the impression on my friend Lydia," you say.

To which he looks confused and asks, "Huh?" his hand absentmindedly rubbing little circles against your skin with his thumb.

"The blonde who was in your car last week?" he asks, and you confirm. He grows frustrated with where the conversation is going. He's touching you and thinking "goddamn, that feels good." But you still haven't realized what he's doing, and it's starting to annoy him.

"Well, thank you," he says, and you notice his breathing has slowed as he watches you. He purposely makes his stare as intense and suggestive as possible, hoping to grab your attention. But you're too busy thinking about your friend to realize that he's hitting on you.

"I could introduce you two," you casually say, and finally, he's frustrated with where the conversation is going, "No offense, but I don't give a f**k about your friend. I'm hitting on you. Am I not being clear enough?"