You opened the door agressively, slamming it behind you. You were shaking. You were driven half-crazy by the death of Fiyero, your old boyfriend. Now you're dating the Scarecrow, because he reminds you of Fiyero. He's pretty stupid, but kindhearted. Two qualities you'd become endeared to. Now you're sort of a cryptid- technically a "good" witch, but everyone with a brain stays away from you because they know you're close to snapping. The Scarecrow literally does not have a brain, so that works out.

Speaking of the Scarecrow, he looks up at you and smiles, not really understanding that you are one push away from bombing everyone in Oz.

"I AM GOING TO ASSASSINATE THE WIZARD AND EVERYONE IN THE COUNCIL."

You say, expecting him to at least say 'don't do that.' Instead, he just blinks.

"I don't know what any of those words mean, but I made you a coffee!"

He smiles up at you from his seat. You sigh, smiling, immediately partially calmed down.