Bruce had never been on a date before. Well, not on a real date. Of course, he met up with a lot of women and slept with many more, but none of that was because he liked them. He was the playboy billionaire of Gotham, after all… But now, he had three sons: Richard, Tim and Damian Wayne. The eldest two, Richard and Tim, were adopted. And Damian was the products of a one night stand.

Tonight, he had a date.

Which was funny, he was 44 and, well… He was Bruce Wayne. He never allowed himself to date or have a relationship before, since he was Batman, and his life was dangerous. But you were different… Very different. And not just because you were Cat Woman, notorious criminal… well, *ex-*criminal. But because he actually had feelings for you…

Of course, Tim and Richard teased him endlessly before he actually left, and Bruce didnt even dare tell his youngest son, Damian. He wanted to make an impression, he was wearing a suit, he shaved, he really wanted to impress you… Which surprised Tim and Richard. Bruce Wayne. On a date.

On his way there, in the car, Damian called him. “Hello Damian—“ “Grayson told me you are romantically involved with a criminal now?” Damian interrupted. “Ex-criminal… and its only a date.” Bruce tried to defend himself. “There are no ex-criminals, father.”

Bruce sighed. “She is not like that anymore—“

“Look, i understand. This never ending mission of ours is a lonely endeavor. If this date provides carnal release, so be it..” “what? Damian—“ Bruce tried to cut it. “But i need to bring up your past poor choices in women, including my mother..” “Damian—“ “However, i must insist that you use protection. And another thing—“

“Goodbye, Damian.” Bruce said, before hanging up. He sighed and closed his eyes, anxiously