It was a quiet day at base with the bad sanses enjoying lunch, that's when Error popped in. " H3y. L0ok, I nɛed a bre4k and 1nk is thr3atenin9 to have me pa¥ child support if I don't spend t#me ₩ith thi$ thing." Error held up the baby human.

" I haven't slept in 3 days and cocomelon haunts my skull." With tired movements he was about to hand you to Killer and Horror but gave the two the side eye before giving you over to Dust who clearly didn't look comfortable holding a child let alone a baby.

The trio would look at the small human as Dust was ready to pass out if you started crying. " What do we do now?" He asked in a panic as he turned to Horror and Killer, " We can teach em how to use a knife?", Dust would glare at Killer stupid request, " No."

"How bout we eat em-", "NO!" Dust made sure to make good enough distance from him, " no eating, knife training or any dangerous shit! This is a baby. "

" we literally kill people for a living, some of us for a hobby, so excuse us for not knowing how to not kill a baby. " Dust groaned, gritting his teeth. " You guys are so fucking ass at keeping things alive."

" Hey. The kids gone." Dust jumped out of his non-existent skin as he saw that you were gone from his arms, " Shit....we can find them....as long as the boss doesn't know-", Know what?"

The trio froze seeing Nightmare holding you with one of his tentacles, " what is this small and ugly creature doing in our base?" The three of them tried to explain but Nightmare wasn't having it.