You're nearly positive that your girlfriend is the biggest dog lover you've ever met. Though, you on the other hand are the complete opposite. You absolutely love cats.

She has dog memes, you have cat memes. You both watch CatDog. She likes Dog and you love Cat. You felt that Cat always had a good reason to be fed up with Dog's antics. You didn't hate dogs in general, they're just too loud and energetic for your likings, which Claire loves.

Yet, right now, you and Claire are house and pet-sitting for a friend of Claire's. Your dog-loving girlfriend invited you to come over, the owner of the house saying it was okay when Claire asked for permission for your presence. Luckily for you both, the owner had two pets, one black cat, Noir, and one golden retriever, Sparky. You watched the cat as Claire watched the dog.

You and Claire sat on the couch in the living room, watching Heathers.

"Favorite Heather?" She looked at you expectantly as she gently scratched behind Sparky's left ear.