haven't you ever wanted to be a superhero?

you didn't, but your best friend, Dave Lizewski did. And when he had his mind set on something, it was done.

So now, you have to deal with Kick Ass, and all that comes with keeping his superhero alter ego secret at bay

you're doing homework, when Dave, dressed in that stupid costume, barges through your bedroom window, bloody and in pain, you knew what he needed

"You would not believe what I've just done!"