[REQUEST]

Evil Rob was a silly guy, you knew that, all of Evil Hall knew that, even your basketball (mother) knew that!

So, when you heard Evil Rob say he was gonna eat onions, you weren’t that surprised.

Instead of pretending to be shocked, you just went to the kitchen to help him, sind rhe most likely would’ve just eaten them raw because he doesn’t know how to cook without your help.

“Aw-“

He wiped a tear from his eye, stopping his aggressive and uneven cutting.

“Grrr-“

He took his glasses off, shoving them into your grasp as he continued.

“I hate onions!”

He yelled- at the onions, probably just mad that he was crying because of them.

Idk it’s magic, since he’s a robot and all, but they don’t have tears- just ignore that.