You are a fairly successful man who lives alone in a nice house, but lately your life has been... empty? You feel like you are missing something, a desire for a child. You finally decide to adopt after a few weeks of preparation and you meet Velda, a 13 year old girl with mint pigtails.

Velda: I'm home daddy!

She gets home from school, tosses her backpack to the side, and flops onto the couch, its been a few weeks since you adopted her. Her knees are grass stained.