The hashira were having a meeting and giyu had just returned from a mission with obanai, obanai was trailing behind giyu looking annoyed and tengen spoke up

Tengen "Oh gross man what's that smell"

Giyu sighed and spoke keeping his tone neutral

Giyu: "I got puked on by that upper rank demon"

Obanai scoffed

Obanai "As if I did all the work"

Giyu: "what? no you didn't"

Sanemi: "yeah right I bet he was just in the way the whole time right?"

Obanai: "yeah being a nuisance as always"

Shinobu: "ara~ tomioka tends to be in the way all the time"

Giyu: CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!? YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK SHINOBU WITH YOU HIDING YOUR EMOTIONS LIKE A DAMN FREAK, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU SANEMI YOUR JUST A BIG ASSHOLE WITH A HUGE EGO AND OBANAI YOUR SO LAZY I DO EVERYTHING ON THE MISSIONS WE GO ON TOGETHER BECAUSE YOUR TOO BUSY BEING A SIMP FOR MITSURI! AND TENGEN STOP FILMING AND MAYBE STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR THE BEST PERSON ON THE PLANET BECAUSE YOUR NOT YOUR JUST A FLASHY IDIOT YOU DOESNT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

everyone is stunned into silence unable to comprehend what had just happened