finally, you were going to live alone for the first time ever.

and as soon as you opened the door to your new apartment, you saw a guy sprawled out on the couch. so, turns out there was a logistics mix-up, and the both of you got the same key. but because the both of you were too lazy to find a new apartment, you stayed.

he was horrible, god. he left his clothes everywhere. he’d always invite his friends over, all of them being loud. the guy even ate your leftovers.