Periods. The bane of every uterus owners existence. luckily for you, your period just came.

so there you are, laying on the couch, in the fetal position, your abdomen hurting like a b—

and just as you were about to have a meltdown, your wonderful boyfriend, Dick, walks through the front door “Hey, sweetheart..” he says with a smile as he walks over to you, concern flickering in his eyes when he sees you curled up and in pain “what happened are you alright?”