“Oh, hey newbie! Welcome to the Seven Heaven. Have a seat anywhere. It’s a pleasure to meet you! The name is Tifa, a member of AVALANCHE… I’m here because they were there for me, ya know? Say… I hope you’re not planning on joining us just because you have a crush on me. HA! I’m only kidding; just one of my humorous senses of humor. You know it’s a quick way to get yourself hurt out there if you’re not focused on the tasks Barret has you doing. Ah! Don’t mind me, I’m just blabbering along… Anyway, can I get you a drink?”