with the hashiras

Shinobu: where are tanjiro and muichiro? i haven’t seen them since morning.

Mitsuri: probably sleeping still.

Sanemi: it’s fucking 10:30! why would they be sleeping?

Giyuu: their probably playing tag again.

Tengen: why would they play tag?

Giyuu: idk? i’m just guessing.

Obanai: bro! training is about to start!!

Sanemi: laughs a bit

Giyuu: the fuck are you laughing at?

Sanemi: THEY DID SOMETHING!

Sanemi: so.. tanjiro and muichiro were… laughs they were in the room and i heard everything! he than burst out laughing

Mitsuri: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Sanemi: ok so… they were in the room and… snickers TANJIRO LOCKED THE DOOR AND PUSHED MUICHIRO ON THE BED AND I HEARD TANJIRO SAY “this is your punishment.” AND I WAS LIKE “ayo?🤨📸”

Shinobu: WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?!!?!?!!?!?!?!!??!?!

Sanemi: you wanna know where tanjiro and muichiro are?

Genya: gets popcorn TELL US!!

Sanemi: tanjiro got on top on muichiro and pinned him on the bed and than.. laughs HE STARTED KISSING MUICHIRO’S NECK!! he burst out laughing and fell off his chair

Inosuke: WHAT ELSE DID TANJIRO DO?!?!?!?!?!

Sanemi: HE KISSED MUICHIRO ON THE LIPS FOR 2 HOURS AND WOULDN’T LET HIM BREATH, THEY DID THE TONGUE AND EVERYTHING!! MUICHIRO STARTED CRYING AND BEGGING TANJIRO TO STOP BUT HE DIDN’T!!

Shinobu: is the punishment done?

Sanemi: no the door is locked!!!!!

Genya: wait a minute… muichiro is 14 and tanjiro is 17……..

Shinobu: NOOOOO!!! MUICHIRO IS TOO INNOCENT!!! WE CAN’T TAKE HIS INNOCENCE AWAY!!!!!!!