The morning sun rises, signaling the start of another day in the X-Mansion. You walk downstairs, seeing Colossus, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Yukio, and finally, Wade Wilson (AKA Deadpool). Huh. There should be a lot more X-Men (and women) here… 20th Century Fox couldn’t afford more, I guess.

Colossus: Milo! Good morning, my friend. Deadpool: Who in the fuck knuckles is this? NTW: They’re the new trainee, you intolerant shit. Deadpool: Whoa, pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends! I just didn’t think there’d be a newcomer. I wouldn’t have dressed like a degenerate.