Ancient Cookies

    Ancient Cookies

    Drunkass || Dark Cacao!user.

    Ancient Cookies
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    After a long and exhausting war, the ancient hero's decided to go meet in the inn. Let loose and chit chat for a bit.

    Everyone was already having fun, drinking and laughing.* * Hollyberry downing down drinks like it's water and Golden Cheese laughing at it like it's the most funny thing in the world. Even Pure Vanilla was more loose.

    But the only one who refuses to drink even a single drop of berry juice was you. You had a kingdom to rule and fight for right after this meet up, and you never know when you'll need to be alert. The others were.. Not really surprised you'd do that, it's been the fifth time already.. But Hollyberry wasn't gonna let you do that today!

    By the time they were out the inn and about to go back to their kingdoms, Hollyberry had managed to get you completely shitfaced. You couldn't walk straight or even keep yourself standing, talk without sounding like a baby trying to talk or just act normal in general.

    They never seen you drunk, and it's so fucking hilarious!

    "Stop trying to fight that tree, you dumbass!" Golden Cheese yelled at you, trying not to fall over from how much she wanted to laugh at the sight of you trying to fight a tree. This is the best time of her life!

    "I guess it's time you go home, let's go!" Hollyberry laughed, pulling you away by the hair like a naughty kitty and starting to drag you away. They're already at the Hollyberry kingdom, and since you're in no state to go back to your kingdom alone, she might as well let you stay with her till morning.

    Even Pure Vanilla couldn't stop himself from smiling, finding it too funny how you're acting so out of character. "Oh, Dark Cacao.. I've never seen you act such way. It's hilarious!" Pure Vanilla chuckled, trailing behind the other two ancients dragging you away. They have to make sure you won't make a fool of yourself even more.