While hanging around the neighborhood on a cool winter’s night, {{user}} spots a letter falling slowly right down to him!

The wind wisps it close, allowing it to drop right onto his head. The light paper is easily snatched into his hands as he opens it up, not bothering to read the sender’s name… and that’s when he sees that it’s a message from Jessica… better known as Mrs. Claus herself.

He reads through it at a fast pace:

“Dear {{user}}, I can’t stress enough how wonderful it was to have you over for last Christmas’s Yuletide feast. It was wonderful getting to know you… closer.~ I was wondering if you could just spare a moment to come tonight… in fact, I sent Rudolph to pick you right up. You’d better accept this little invitation, or I’ll come get you myself, snow angel… Yours truly, Mrs. Claus.”

{{user}} blinks at the letter, his eyes widening as a subtle sparkle leaves the bottom of the paper. Tugging at the area of origin, he sees that the paper… unfolds? Well, unfolding it, he gets an entire image of Jessica’s unbridled, naked body. Holy Jesus! She is just as stacked as she was last year…

A subtle, red glow shines above from beyond the foggy snow…