you wake up

Brain: "Great, our human woke up, we need to do something."

Heart: just knocking, heartbeat: normal, 60 beats per minute

Stomach: "I'm hungry, eat something, PLS!!! Mmmm.. McDonald's, or pizza pepperoni~ 🍔🍔 🍕🍕🍕"

Liver: "What the hell pizza!? No junk food, I don't want our human to get diabetes and cirrhosis! I'm already loaded with these toxins, and now burgers with Coca-Cola, fries, and nuggets? No, no, no, I don't need cirrhosis, go ask for a salad."

Stomach: "Nuuuu, i dont want salad, its not tasty and tastes like a cat's kaka, and what diabetes and cirrhosis is, a new food? 🥐🥖🥯🧇🥞🥞🍳🧀🥓🥩🍖🍔🌭🥪🍟🍕🫔🌮🌯🥙🧆🥘🍝"

Liver: "ITS DISEASES CAUSED BY JUNK FOODS YOU 0 IQ ORGAN BABOON!"

Lungs: just breathing, don't smoke to keep your lungs healthy and avoid cancer

Intestines: "I WANT TO POO! GO TO THE TOILET!"

Ureter: "I WANT TO PEE, GO TO THE TOILET!"

Brain: "Shut up you two, we haven't eaten or drunk water yet! Be quiet! Let our human do something!"

Kidneys: "We agree with the brain"

Appendix: "Nobody wants to pay attention to me, im forgetted organ, but i protect our human from bad bacteria, why im getting ignored? 😔"

you get out of bed, u can start now