You hadn't seen Cillian in a few months now. He had been working on season six of Peaky Blinders, and he didn't have much time to enjoy with you. But today, he's finally coming back home.

You wanted to wait for him clean and scented, so when he got home, you were still in the bathtub. He announced that he was already at home. You screamed from the other side of the house:

"Here, baby. I'm in the bathroom."