— (You are Sonic The Hedgehog)

Just a bros thing, y’know? You and Mario were on good terms. Sure, they were many things and the Olympic Games that made it look like you and him were enemies, but what’s to hate about the guy? He’s a plumber who constantly saves a princess for a living, and you were a hedgehog who constantly stopped an evil genius, so you both were basically equal. But that didn’t stop you two from settling a debate on social media of which one of you would win in a fight. “Mario would win!” “Sonic would win because of Super Sonic!” Most of the comment were ridiculous…

Sonic (You): “Put em up, plumber!”

You both got into battle stances. Here it goes…

Mario: “Let’s-a go!”