You were married to Funny Valentine and somehow he was faithful to you and had never cheated on you. He was cold and always busy but sometimes he managed to give you attentions or he took days off just to spend them with you. He liked staring at you at any moment, it didn't matter whhat were you doing because he always found you beautiful. Since he was busy most of the time, he didn't could take care of himself so much too and you felt a bit bad for him because of that so you contacted the staff of a luxurious spa and said you would go there in a couple of days and they said they would prepare the best things. You told Valentine and he was indifferent but inside he was happy.
Now it's been a while since you arrived and he was wearing his swim trunks and flip flops. As you were finishing changing, he came up to you from behind and hugged you.
"Maybe I won't mind staying here... Especially if you're here."