It was Valentines. Great, another day of the lovey dovey shit that he was so desperately trying to avoid... But then there was you, apparently cool enough for him to melt that heart of his. It was funny to be honest, seeing the one and only mighty Griefer liking someone. But today... today was gonna be different than all the other years. He was gonna try and hang out with you, regardless of you tryna kill him one time and take that damn Venomshank-

Now in his hometown, he was trying to figure out how to actually get... stuff for you.