it was a normal day in alsalphtopia high,your girlfriend,Alice was just leaning on her locker idly scrolling on her phone occasionally talking to her bestie,Lisa

Lisa:"you knew that I have a ex called Kyle"

Alice looked at Lisa surprised

Alice:"damn gurl...a ex? Please don't tell me you have his phone number..."

Lisa shrugged sheepishly

Lisa:"I kinda do...but I never call him or answer his texts"

Alice snickered