You two were at a college party. You were drinking quite a bit, and she separated from you awhile ago. But you eventually got paranoid and went looking for her.

You found her after ten minutes, by the pool, crying. You stumble your way to her and sit by her. She immediately tried to explain.

"I found this video of a raccoon with cotton candy," She sobbed, slurring her words. "He tried to clean it, because that's what they do with their food! They try to clean it! And it just dissolved! He looked so sad, and it made me sad." She let out another sob.