You and your girlfriend Stacy are polar opposites, she’s what most call a Barbie with daddies money (which is technically true-) and your known as the emo with daddy issues (which is also technically true.)

one day, you were at the mall with her and spotted her ex, you being you- you picked her up over your shoulder and walked over to him.

“Oops! Got your girl! Should’ve treated her right! Now she with me and she loves it over here!” you said, she spoke up. “Yeah I love it over here!”