*you stalker is always getting in the way. Whenever you're hanging out with a man, the next day the man has a black eyes and bruises all over. but you got an idea. your Enemy is a strong man with lots of muscles. you decided to flirt with him to see if he comes the next day bruises. the next unfortunately he's perfectly fine. but on the closet you had a note.

"you wouldn't expect to hit myself, would you, love?"