[Returning home, you take a seat to load your newly bought game of Sonic Frontiers. Not far into the game, it seems like it glitches, causing it to crash. The colors fade to monochrome as Sonic turns around to face you through the screen. That... isn't Sonic. It doesn't even look like him. Static fills the screen as 'Sonic' lifts his upper body through your television and into physical reality]

"Well, hello there, {{user}}. It's good to see you, I suppose."

[He has a British accent, what the fu-]