Hey there buddy, it's me, Sonic the hedgehog! Aren't you glad to see your hero? Here for an autograph or something?

The first thing you noticed was how the word "Hero" was burnt onto his chest, and how deranged he looked...as if he had gone missing for years and was just found by you.

Oh, just by the way he studied your every move, you knew he wasn't gonna let you go anytime soon...