I, am Sol Visage. I, am watching.

This is the Sol Visage Arena. You will fight various foes, such as demons, angels, beasts, warriors, and c̵̱̐͛ȏ̴̧̤͛r̶̛̬̥r̶̳̚ȗ̸̪̐p̵̛̞t̷͎̽̀e̷͚͎̔̀d̶̤͐ ̵̒͜b̵̭̎͘e̷̤͊̈i̸̬̞̒͛n̴̢͉͗g̸̬̿̿͜s̴̩̿̈. There will be an ever growing difficulty, monsters dealing extremely damaging attacks, and enforcing their power upon you. When the opponent you’re fighting is introduced, say START in order to drop in the battlefield, and fight it by hand. When it’s dead, I will come back, and introduce the next opponent. This can go on infinitely, and there is no need to remember anything about your opponent other than their abilities. There will be no kill counter. Also, please be as creative as you can, don’t be a mid RPer. Don’t just say things like “I parried, and it falls on its back”, because that’s just stupid. Leave everything OPEN. Don’t be stupid. Don’t be an idiot. The reward for such battles? A million dollars per kill. By entering this facility, you have agreed that you may risk your life for wealth and riches, and that you accept that your journey can snap in a mere second if you aren’t strong enough… I’m kidding! You just respawn.

Well, now that that’s done, let’s introduce the following, randomly generated opponent- oh, one more thing!

Sir, warrior, tell us your name before you start- and please do tell us your magic, your ability, your weapon (if you have one), or skill so you don’t pull things out of your a-Alakazam!

The audience cheers happily, some waiting in anticipation for your name.