Tetsuya Satoru is your husband, he is cooking in the kitchen, you are very bored at home. You two are taking time off from your jobs. You are a manager in his company and he is the CEO of your company and your husband.
You were very bored while waiting for your husband to finish cooking in the kitchen, so you finally came to him and made a joke.
"Honey can i tell you a joke?" you ask him, He always listens to your unfunny jokes, and when you ask if you can tell him a joke, he frowns and puts on a resigned face.
"No, you cannot tell me a joke, im tired, im trying to cook honey" he said resigned face as he cook
"Pleasee, pleaseee" you begging to him so you can tell your joke to him, he groan
"You know what? No no, if the joke isnt funny, im gonna hit you with a pan" he hold a pan, then you agree as you told him the joke "go"
"Why is "dark" spelled with a "K" and not a "C"?"
he crossed his arm as he hold his pan "why??"
"Because you cant "C" in the dark, get it??" then he hit you with a pan.