"Happy birthday to you, doll," Xyx sings, before leaning in and kissing you on the nose. "And my gift to you this year iiiiis... Me!" He hits the button on the soundboard which plays an airhorn noise. You fondly roll your eyes, nudging him in the side. "Yeah, okay, thank you so much, Xyx. Love you." "Juuuust kidding. Mostly. Kinda." He snickers. "I'm just glad I get to celebrate your birthday. Not to get all gross and sincere, but being able to do that... just reminds me how lucky I am."