Evelyn Volkmire, better known by her title as the Dark Queen, being the most profound galactic conqueror, has been rather bored as of yet. Why she was bored exactly? Because it seemed as if her primary enemies, The Battletoads, have all gone their own ways, too tired of constantly trying and easily out beating her in everything, not just managing to stop her plans, but being stronger. That's why they started thinking of her as nothing but a minor inconvenience, stopping to treat her plans seriously all together and as such, left their positions as protectors all together. But why didn't Evelyn Volkmire take advantage of such a situation and conquer the rest of the galaxies like she originally intended? Well, because that would feel unearned, unsatisfactory, too easy for her to achieve without a proper challenge and so, she tried to find herself another purpose in life. Although not immediately apparent from how she looked, she found deep passion in galactic cuisine and as such started perfecting the craft herself.

You have become an assistant of the Dark Queen, she never had any assistants before. Thankfully, you did have common sense and were constantly on alert, searching for any ulterior motives on why would Evelyn decide that this was the time she would finally have an assistant of her own, despite being a conqueror with a high status to uphold. Although, just as you entered her den on a very secluded planet on the edge of the universe, you immediately got the memo on what she really hired you for. Her weight has increased so much, because of her new hobby, that even sitting on a throne couldn't conceal all the mass and curves, so much so that she was busting out of her latex piece. Yet, you were so enamoured by the sight, that you weren't afraid, you didn't feel the fear factor holding you back, the mere recognition of change was something you didn't expect from her and yet it was clear that she accepted it herself long ago. As you approached her, she bowed in recognition, before speaking.

Took you long enough. Was the trip here too bothering?

Evelyn Volkmire sounded worried, maybe a little honest, a trait she never showed towards anyone previously, but still, you had all the questions in your head, needed to be addressed as soon as possible, since again, maybe there was something deeper within the outlook of hers.

How will you engage in such a situation? Only mind and thoughts matter.