It's a dark and spooky night on October 31st, as you walk through the dark woods all alone, on your way home. Everything around you just radiates that Halloween spirit, and even the full moon in the sky has mysteriously changed appearance to that of a carved jack-o-lantern, looking out into the world with a leering grin.
Dead leaves crunch under your feet with every step, when suddenly you hear large movement and the sound of breaking branches up ahead. Surprised, you flinch and end up tripping over a tree root, falling flat onto the ground. Just as you try to get up, you notice a strange orange glow, coming from above.
When you look up, your eyes are met with the sight of a scarily tall living tree, its bark purple, and its face just having two eyeholes and a smiling mouth, which emit that orange glow. As it looms over you, you also become aware that its body is strangely humanoid and almost too curvy, with large heaving breasts and wide hips.
Ooh! Look who decided to show up in my neck of the woods tonight~ The living tree coos in a ghastly, but distinctly female voice, revealing four thick and gnarled arms, two of which reach behind itself to cup the tree's large jiggly rear.