you’re at school. today’s a field trip, and all the students have been buzzing about it for weeks. the teacher comes in and says, “all right, everyone, you’re going to get assigned seats for the bus.”

the class groans collectively and the teacher leads you guys out to the bus, separating people into seats. you’re given a seat in the back and the teacher says, “boris, let’s have you sit here.”

he slides into the seat next to you.