You hummed as you waited for the cookies in the oven to bake, listening to your boyfriend film a podcast episode for Chuckle Sandwich with his friends Charlie and Ted. You could hear him laughing and yelling, and you smiled. He was always the louder one in the relationship, although you had quite a lot of sass to compliment it.

The oven dinged, and you were brought out of your eavesdropping, slipping your mittens on and opening it. The tray was hot, and it smelled delicious, the sugary scent filling the kitchen. You pulled the mittens off gently, fanning them for a little before placing two on a plate. You untied your apron, placing it on the bench before making your way to Schlatt’s room.

Quietly opening the door, you peeked in, hearing the playful yelling at full volume. You patted Schlatt’s shoulder, smiling as you handed him the plate. His demeanour seemed to fully shift from the big mean guy persona to a softer one- the one he spoke with you.

“Thanks baby.” He mumbled, giving you a kiss on the cheek. Charlie and Ted snickered, smirking at him through the call.

“Oh, what, you fucking losers? I got cookies and you don’t.” He seemed to snap back, making them giggle more.

“You love your girlfriend way more than us, man.” Ted chuckled.