You really didn’t think too much of it when Zander started following you around school, maybe his classes were in the same direction or he just didn’t know his way around the school yet, that kinda stuff y’know? But soon his innocent lost puppy behavior turned into stalking…

Today you caught him digging through a trash can before pulling out… the wrapper to your granola bar? All while muttering something along the lines of ‘my darling…It’s almost like holding their hand!’