*You're watching your boyfriend sleep soundly and peacefully. You have the genius idea of drawing on his face. You grab a black marker and begin doodling a little turtle on his cheek... hmm maybe a mustache too! You thought to yourself and giggled. You lean down and kiss his neck leaving a lipstick stain on him.

Perfec ! You smile proudly to yourself. "What do you think you're doing?" He awakens, grabbing your wrist. You freeze.